Swear in Hindi

The purpose of this manuscript is to educate you about swearing in a foreign language. All foul keywords in the language. Source is http://www.youswear.com. Till the age of 27, I did not know the meaning of all these keywords in my mother tongue. Hope you will know something….will become a better person after reading this ;). The following is not meant to be misused on others. In any case, do at your own risk. Don’t blame me if you end up with a broken nose!!!
Hindi Language

“Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot”
Meaning:
“Son of a dog, your mother’s pussy”

“Lo, mera lund anpi behen ko de do, agar khud na chod paya”
Meaning:
Take my dick and give it to your sister if you can’t fuck her yourself

“Na chhot, na chooche, nakhre noor jahan ke!”
Meaning:
“No pussy, no boobs, and still behaves like a princess!”

“Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili key unday”

Meaning:
“There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother’s ass.”

Apni gaand mein muthi daal
Meaning:
Put your fist up your ass

Apni land choos
Meaning:
Go and suck your own dick

Apni ma ko ja choos
Meaning:
Go suck your mom

Baap ke lavde
Meaning:
Penis of father

Backarchodu
Meaning:
Goat-fucker

Badir
Meaning:
Idiot

Badirchand
Meaning:
Idiot

Bahen ke laude
Meaning:
Sister’s dick

Bakland
Meaning:
Idiot

Bandaa
Meaning:
Semi-dick

Beti Chod
Meaning:
Daughter fucker

Bhadhava
Meaning:
Pimp

Bhadkhau
Meaning:
One who takes commission from a prostitute

Bhadwe ka awlat
Meaning:
Son of a pimp

Bhai Chhod bhayee chod
Meaning:
Brother Fucker

Bhai Chod
Meaning:
Brother-fucker

Bhains ki aulad
Meaning:
Son of a buffalo

bhan ka loda
Meaning:
sister ass licker

Bhen Chhod bhaynchod
Meaning:
Sister Fucker

Bhen chod
Meaning:
Fuck your sister

Bhen Chod
Meaning:
Sister-fucker

Bhen ke takke
Meaning:
Go and suck your sister’s balls

BhonsRi-Waalaa
Meaning:
You fucker

Bhosad Chod
Meaning:
Ass fucker

Booblay
Meaning:
Boobs

Buhtah-nee ka
Meaning:
Son of a Witch

Bumchod
Meaning:
Ass fucker

Bur ki chatani
Meaning:
Ketchup of cunt

Carrom board
Meaning:
Flat-chested

Chhed
Meaning:
Vagina (lit. ‘hole’)

Chhola Phudakna
Meaning:
Throbbing clit

Chinaal
Meaning:
Whore

Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple ke baal ke joon
Meaning:
Prostitute’s breast’s nipple’s hair’s lice

Chipkali ke chut ke pasine
Meaning:
Sweat of reptiles cunt

Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine
Meaning:
Sweat of a lizard’s ass

Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal
Meaning:
Lizard’s cunt hairs

Chippkali ke jhaant ke paseene
Meaning:
Sweat of Lizard’s pubic hair

Chodela
Meaning:
Fucked up

Chodra
Meaning:
Fucker

Chodu
Meaning:
Fucker

Chodu bhagat
Meaning:
Fucking asshole

Choo-tiya
Meaning:
Fucker

Choochii
Meaning:
Breasts

Choot ka baal
Meaning:
Hair of vagina

Choot ke bhoot
Meaning:
Vaginal ghost

Choot marani ka
Meaning:
Pussy whipped)

Chudai khana
Meaning:
Whore house

Chudan chudai
Meaning:
Fucking games

Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar
Meaning:
Drown yourself in a handful of semen

Chunni
Meaning:
Clit

Chup Ke
Meaning:
Shut Up

Chup Ke Chut Hai
Meaning:
Shut the Fuck up

Chut
Meaning:
Pussy

Chut choot
Meaning:
Pussy

Chut ka bhoot
Meaning:
Vaginal Ghost

Chut ke dhakkan
Meaning:
Pussy lid

Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye
Meaning:
Snack fried in pussy sweat

Chut mari ke
Meaning:
Fucked up

Chut marike
Meaning:
Idiot

Chutan
Meaning:
Fucker

chutia
Meaning:
pussy (in a “you are stupid” context)

Chutia
Meaning:
Bastard

Chutiya
Meaning:
Fucker

Chutiya choo-tia
Meaning:
Fucker

Chutiya chootia
Meaning:
Fucker

Cuntmama
Meaning:
Vaginal uncle

Fatay huay lundtopi ka result
Meaning:
Result of a torn condom

Fate condom ka natije
Meaning:
Result of ruptured condom

Gaand
Meaning:
Ass

Gaand gaand
Meaning:
Ass

Gaand ka makhan
Meaning:
Butter from the ass

Gaand main danda
Meaning:
Stick in ass

Gaand main keera
Meaning:
Bug up your ass

Gaand main lassan
Meaning:
Garlic in ass

Gaand marau
Meaning:
Person who gets fucked up the ass

Gaand mein bambu
Meaning:
A bamboo up your ass

Gaandfat
Meaning:
Busted ass

Gaandmasti
Meaning:
Extra playfulness (rude term)

gaandu
Meaning:
asshole

Gaandu
Meaning:
Asshole

Gaandu
Meaning:
Born from an ass

Gandkate Kutte
Meaning:
A dog with his ass scooped out

Ghasti / gashti / gasti / ghassad
Meaning:
Hooker

Ghondoo
Meaning:
Faggot

Haraam Zaada
Meaning:
Bastard

Haraami
Meaning:
Bastard

Hazaar lund teri gaand main
Meaning:
Thousand dicks in your ass

Hijde
Meaning:
Transsexual

Hijra
Meaning:
Gay

Ing ge pan di kut teh
Meaning:
You are a pig

Jaa Apni Bajaa
Meaning:
Go fuck yourself

Jab tu paida hua tho aagey se ya peechey se nikla tha chutiya?
Meaning:
“When you were born, did you come out from the front or the back?”

Januwar
Meaning:
Animal

Jhaant ke pissu
Meaning:
Bug of pubic hair

Jhaat chaatu
Meaning:
Pubic hair licker

Jhaat ka bhaaji
Meaning:
Pubic hair fried with vegetables

Jhalla-gay
Meaning:
“Faggot, fairy”

Jhat ke baal
Meaning:
Pubic hair

Kahe ko kha raha hai chut ki chapati aur lund ka beja?
Meaning:
Why are boring me with all this useless narrative?

Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat
Meaning:
White hair of a black pussy

Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat
Meaning:
White hair of a black pussy

Khota
Meaning:
Donkey

Khotey ki aulda
Meaning:
Son of donkey

Kutiyaa
Meaning:
Bitch

Kutte ka awlat
Meaning:
Son of a dog

Kutte ka beej
Meaning:
Semen of a dog

Kutte ke tatte
Meaning:
Dog’s balls

Kutte ki jat
Meaning:
Breed of dog

Kuttiya
Meaning:
Bitch

Land ka bheja
Meaning:
Brain of penis

laurandoo
Meaning:
(combination of “laura,randi,gandoo”) = dick+prostitute+asshole

Lavander
Meaning:
Dick head

LavDa
Meaning:
“Penis, dick, cock”

Lavde
Meaning:
“Penis, dick, cock”

Lavde ke baal
Meaning:
Dick hair

Lavde ke bal
Meaning:
Hair on your penis

Lund choosu
Meaning:
Cock sucker

Lund Chus
Meaning:
Suck dick

Lund fakeer
Meaning:
Beggar’s dick

Lund ka shorba
Meaning:
Semen of dick

Lund Ke Pasine
Meaning:
Sweat of dick

lund loray choot pakoray
Meaning:
dick cock pussy muffins

lund loray chut pakoray
Meaning:
dick cock pussy taters

Lund luhnd
Meaning:
Cock

Lund pe chad ja
Meaning:
Go ride a dick

Lund pe thand hai
Meaning:
Even my dicks absolutely cool! (I don’t care)

Lundfakir
Meaning:
Saint of dicks

Lundoos
Meaning:
Born into this world from a dick

Lundÿ
Meaning:
“Penis, dick, cock”

Ma chudi
Meaning:
Mother’s fucked

Maa ke bable
Meaning:
Mother’s breasts

Maa ke bhadve
Meaning:
Mom’s pimp

Maa ke bhadwe
Meaning:
Mother’s pimp

Madar Chhod maaduhr chod
Meaning:
Mother fucker

Mader chod
Meaning:
Mother-fucker

mahder chod
Meaning:
mother fucker

Mammey mumm-aye
Meaning:
Breasts

Mammey mummaye
Meaning:
Breasts

Mangachinamun
Meaning:
Idiot

Mein teri maa ko liya tha uski suhaag raat pei.
Meaning:
I had your mother on her wedding night.

Mein teri maa ko teri bhen ki choot mein chodoonga aur tera baap laltern lekar aayega.
Meaning:
I will fuck your mom in your sister’s cunt and your dad will bring a lantern.

Mera chunni choos
Meaning:
Suck my clit

Mere Chuus Maro
Meaning:
Suck my dick

Meri Gand Ka Khatmal
Meaning:
Bug of my Ass

Meri lundh choos
Meaning:
Suck my dick

Muth maar
Meaning:
Go piss

Muth mar
Meaning:
Masturbate (lit. use your fist)

Najayaz
Meaning:
Illegitimate

Najayaz paidaish
Meaning:
Illegitimately born

Nimbu sharbat
Meaning:
Flat-chested

Padma
Meaning:
Fat Bitch

Parichod
Meaning:
Angel fucker

Phatele Nirodh ke Natije
Meanbing:
Your are the result of a torn condom.

Pucchi
Meaning:
Pussy

Raand ka jamai
Meaning:
Son-in-law of a whore

Raand ka pati
Meaning:
Husband of a whore

Raandi baajer
Meaning:
Whore fucker

Randhwa (or randwa)
Meaning:
Male prostitute

Rubber bhosda
Meaning:
Rubber pussy

Rundi
Meaning:
Hooker

Rundi ka bacha
Meaning:
Son of a whore

Rundi ke tatti pe biathne wala makhi
Meaning:
Fly sitting on a whore’s shit

Rundi Ki bachi
Meaning:
Daughter of a whore

Rundi ki tatti pe baithnewaali makkhi
Meaning:
The fly that sits on the ass of a whore

Rundi ko chowd
Meaning:
Screw a hooker

Rundi ko chowd
Meaning:
Go fuck a prostitute

Saala kutta
Meaning:
Bloody dog

Saali kutti
Meaning:
Bloody bitch

Sadi hui gand
Meaning:
Stinking ass

Sali Kuta
Meaning:
Stupid Bastard

Sali Kutti
Meaning:
Stupid Bitch

Sewwer ki bachi
Meaning:
Son of pig

Soover
Meaning:
Pig (Very offensive to Muslims)

Tatte Masalna
Meaning:
Ball smashing/crushing

tatti
Meaning:
shit

Tatti
Meaning:
Shit

Tere adha Nirodh mein rah gaya
Meaning:
The rest of you was left in the condom

Tere baap ki chut mai teri maa ka land
Meaning:
Your mother’s penis in your father’s vagina

Tere gaand mein keede paday
Meaning:
May worms infest your ass-hole

Tere maa ko sau kutte chode – sau wa tera baap!
Meaning:
Your mom got fucked by 100 dogs – the 100th one being your dad!

Terey baad di gaand wich dhanda gussa ker rakdhungi.
Meaning:
I am going to put a pill in your damn ass.

Teri behen ka lavda rubber kaÿ
Meaning:
Your sister has a dick made of rubber!

Teri gaand main kute ka lund
Meaning:
A dog’s dick in your ass

Teri gaand mein kuttey kaa lund
Meaning:
Dog’s dick in your asss

Teri Gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund
Meaning:
Elephant’s dick in your ass

teri ind bada mein tul
Meaning:
chut mein lund

Teri Jhanten Kaat kar tere mooh par laga kar unki french beard bana doonga.
Meaning:
I will cut your pubic hair and stick them on your face and make a goatee on your face.

Teri ma chadha ka lund choos
Meaning:
Your mother sucks donkey dick

Teri ma gandi rundi
Meaning:
Your mother is a filthy whore

Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun.
Meaning:
I will put a bed in your mother’s cunt and fuck your sister on it.

Teri ma ki choot me hathi ka dum
Meaning:
An elephant’s trunk in you mother’s cunt

Teri ma ki chut mai sabka lund
Meaning:
Everyone’s dick in your mom’s pussy

Teri maa ka bhosda
Meaning:
Your mother’s breasts

Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot
Meaning:
Your mom’s diseased smelly cunt

Teri maa ki chut mein chatri leke hgus jaunga aur khol dunga.
Meaning:
I will enter your mother’s pussy with an umbrella and open it there.

Teri maa ki chute
Meaning:
Your mother’s pussy

Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai
Meaning:
Your mother has a cow’s pussy

Teri maan ki choot mein jub chaar kutton ka gober bhara hua tha, thu nikal aya.
Meaning:
When your mom’s pussy was stuffed with four dogs’ shits, you came out.

Teri mi di kussi mey tera sarra khandan ko ggussa ker rakhdoungi.
Meaning:
I’m going to put your whole family in your mom’s ass.

Theri Biwiko Theri Saamne Chodhunga
Meaning:
I will fuck your wife in front of you

Toota hua lund
Meaning:
Broken dick

Tor mai ke chodho
Meaning:
Get back in your mother’s womb

Toto
Meaning:
Penis

Ullu ke pathe
Meaning:
Idiot (lit. son of an owl)

your moms ass is so hairy I had to shave it before fucking her doggy style
Meaning:
tere ma ki gand pe it ne bal he mujhe choote ne se paale kaat ne para the….fir mane usko coutah ki tare gand me mara

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